Wyatt Hernández – If You’re Homeless Just Buy A House

Wyatt Hernández delivers a bold and provocative new release titled “If You’re Homeless, Just Buy A House”, a satirical and attention-grabbing record built on sharp commentary and ironic storytelling.

If You’re Homeless, Just Buy A House blends minimal trap-inspired production with spoken-word style delivery and dark comedic undertones. The beat is stripped back, allowing Wyatt Hernández’s tongue-in-cheek vocal performance to take center stage as he uses irony and exaggeration to comment on social attitudes and financial reality.

The track mixes humor with critique, creating a deliberately controversial tone that challenges listeners while keeping a rhythmic, modern sound.

This release showcases Wyatt Hernández’s unconventional approach to music, where satire and storytelling are used as tools for commentary rather than traditional songwriting.

The track has started gaining attention for its shocking title and ironic message, sparking conversations among listeners who appreciate experimental and boundary-pushing creative expression.

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Quotable Lyrics:

If you’re homeless, just buy a house
Hmm?
If you’re in a coma, just wake up
If you’re disabled, become enabled
If you have a heart attack, attack it back
If you have Alzheimer’s, just forget it
If you’re depressed, just be happy
If you have dementia, forget it
If you have anxiety, just calm down
If you’re a villain, just be a hero
If you’re broke, just print more money
If you’re homeless, you don’t have money